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she tell it like it is

Created on 2009-03-10 10:31:29 (#19020687), last updated 2009-10-12

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Name:	Dainty Beauty
Birthdate:	04-25
Location:	gatineau, Canada
Website:	quirky muzak

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I believe in the flying spagetti monster over the other religions. My moral attitude is guided by my perpetual craving for spagetti, but I prefer my spaghetti monster to be a swimming spaghetti monster because let's face it, spagettis et les amies (noodles, pasta, and etc) don't belong miles above and beyond the ineffectual reach of hungry spaghetti worshippers. They should be wading in steamy hot Udon soups. Um, preferrably my udon soup.

Fortunately for me, I'm not your typical girl from a cookie cutter. That's right. The most boring thing in the world are copy cats who can't function socially without borrowing somebody elses' style. If that describes you, then your only excuse is that you're still in high school. Some of the most unpleasant people to meet are pessimists. My bad rap with them is that

they invented the pity card,
their rant isn't worth a tart;
they give off bad vibes and
they make small children cry.

Pessimists are just depressing to hang around. Optimism is like sweet'n'lows, it tastes like sugar but empty of calories. But sweet'n'lows is easier to deal with than sour. Is your brain half full or half empty? Me, my attitude is a pragmatist with a dose of cheery optimism. I need to run on the calories but there's only so much weight that I can carry, so it's good to watch my weight. The logician in me says that technically you can fill it up again or find the right size that fits, but my happy-go-lucky attitude tells you not to fret if you spill a drop or two.

There's a lot of things that I'm all about (And I do things for the lol's), and lots more that I ain't about (mercilessly mocking sycophantic trend followers, or being seen with morons, for instance. lol jk). The things that I am are the things that should count for you. The things that I ain't has got to be ignored. If you have an opinion about what sort of girl I need to be, well unless you're willing to take accountability for my screw ups as well as credit for my accomplishments (raise your hand to this one if you'd like to humor with my BS detector) the things that I ain't about won't happen, and certainly not for you. Bet on it. If you're chill with it and likes the sound of my rap to hang, drop me a casual greeting and introduce yourself.

Major bonus points to you if you have a sense of humor that isn't obscure. You're funny if I agree that you're funny. Making fun of blondes are ok. I do it too.

Just to clue you in on what you're getting yourself into, here are your briefings on me:

If you have any problems with me, please do not assume or worse - spread rumors. Please come to me first about any issues you have. I'm a no BS, no beat-around-the-bush kind of girl, but I dislike the kind of rude, brutal frankness that cause discomfort or awkwardness. I'm frank and outspoken on stuff that's worth talking about, but I'm not out here to get anybody. I'm fairly easy to get along and easy to talk to. If I sound like the kind of person you can relate to at a glance, leave a message and let's find out where it goes from here.

BTW, I'm a singer and songwriter and I'm just acquiring skill-z on the guitar. You're in a band and in need of a singer? Give me a try and we'll figure something out. Jams are good. Recording is even better to preserve a good jam session.

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